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Musical Jokes
(these
jokes are not meant to offend anyone - take them in good
humour)
How do
you tell the difference between a violinist and a dog?
The
dog knows when to stop scratching!
Why is
a violinist like a SCUD missile?
Both
are offensive and inaccurate.
Why do
violinists put a cloth between their chin and their
instruments?
Violins don't have pit valves.
What
do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft?
A flat
minor
What
do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?
A flat major
How do
you get two piccolos to play in unison?
Shoot one.
Why is
a bassoon better than one oboe?
The bassoon burns longer.
What
is a burning oboe good for?
Setting a bassoon on
fire.
What
is the definition of a half step?
Two oboes playing in
unison.
What
is the definition of a major second?
Two barogue oboes playing in
unison.
What
is the definition of a "nerd"?
Someone who owns their own alto
clarinet.
What's
the difference between a SCUD missile and a bad oboist?
A bad oboist can kill you.
What's
the difference between a saxophone and a lawn mower?
1. Lawn mowers sound better in small
ensembles.
2. The neighbors are upset if you borrow a
lawnmower
and don't return
it.
3. The grip.
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